Category Archives: OT

My Motorcycle is Louder Than Yours. Thus, I Obviously Have the Larger Penis.

The sad, attention-hungry souls who ride their modified motorcycles up and down the Embarcadero and its arteries stimulate a range of emotions in me. Obviously based on my setup to this topic, the first and most prominent is a sense of pity and sympathy for the obvious longing that these socially awkward middle-aged men feel. [...]

OT: Dear Bill….

I count myself among your biggest fans. Not just before your presidency, but during. And arguably even more so after. And that is why I felt it important to write to you today, as one of your biggest fans, to say that I think you are severely fucking up on behalf of your wife.
I registered [...]

OT: Sunday Morning. China Basin Park. iPhone. Bliss.

Just thought we’d share.

OT: My Mom Got DSL Today…

…and I haven’t had this much fun in a long time.
We hung out on YouTube for a while, and now we’re setting up her gmail account.
This rocks.

I Feel Guilty That I Paid Nothing for the Radiohead Album

I’m not a huge Radiohead fan. I like a lot of their older stuff, but have definitely not kept up - ‘cept for buying Kid A at some point, I think.
But this new album is really good, actually. I think In Rainbows one of their best albums, and it’s passed the acid test of ‘more [...]

OT: I Can Haz Vizshun?

Though I’m still not completely convinced that it is actual medical science and not instead a craftily-disguised deal with the devil consummated somewhere within the myriad documents I was compelled to sign, I made the leap and had LASIK surgery yesterday.
Today, I went for my follow-up appointment in the morning, and the doctor was surprised [...]

OT: Top 15 Lame Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

I was cruising around the Internets this evening unsuccessfully trying to get a handle on the costume I’m going to wear to the company Halloween bash this year, and I stumbled upon a great SF Weekly slide show on the 15 lamest last-minute costumes…my favorite quote:
The Ubiquitous “Devil” Horns: You think you can roll with [...]

OT: Fish Sticks

Somehow, it feels like fish sticks should be good for you.
Sure, they’re typically fried, and in most cases compiled from various parts of fish that couldn’t make it into the big leagues, but they seem like they should be part of a healthy, well-balanced meal.
I don’t think that it’s the relatively recent allure and popularity [...]

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